What color palette of cosmetics should I apply in order to achieve...?

the 'Romanian hooker' look?What color palette of cosmetics should I apply in order to achieve...?
Whatever was left over in your rented power sprayer should be fine.What color palette of cosmetics should I apply in order to achieve...?
Oh well you've come to the right place. Here at the P%26amp;S Brothel I Madame Towel have a lovely book on how to do your makeup based on what country you are prostituteing in or what kind of look you want. High class, crack wh***, street walker, call girl, etc.





Now we have 2 Romanian Hooker looks.


1:High class-You apply a light blush on your cheeks and try a brown eyeshadow. Suck in your cheeks and apply it lightly under the cheekbone to give your face that strong look. Then apply a deep red lipstick if you are more olive and a lighter purple color if you are more ivory. Next for the eyemakup try a golden brown for the eyeshadow and a nice (thinly applied) black eyeshadow.





2:Trashy corner girl-Apply a bright pink blush in a circular motion onto your cheeks followed with a black eyeshadow and heavy black eyeliner (make sure it has that smokey look, and add a little too much on the bottom). Then apply a bright red lipstick with a purple lipliner. Also for the extra run down look turn on a fan and put your hair near it. Then shake your head all around in a circular motion. After that color one of your front teeth black with a black sharpie marker.
You need some bright blue eyeshadow (circa 1976), some bright orange blush, preferably applied in round circles in the middle of your cheeks and NOT blended in, you also need some false eyelashes, not the good kind, the kind you buy at the Dollar Tree, and to top off your hot Romanian hooker look, you need some cheap (and I mean CHEAP) red lipstick slathered all over your lips so it is smeared all over your gob-hole.
First you need 'tan' cover girl pressed powder to get that nice line of discoloration between your face and neck, followed by plenty of blue frosty shadow, followed with black eyeliner pencil to line your lips with filled in with a dark purple or brown lipstick. Ohhh your gonna look hot!
Pretty much anything you can get as a free sample, and use all of it. And of course, don't forget to dab the sweat of yak balls behind your ears.
1) Poke-her Puce


2) Wanton White


3) Brazen Blue
Anything from the ';Imawhore'; cosmetics line.
Just don't use a mirror and apply generously
the color does not matter just as long as you use 10 times as much as normal.
I hear periwinkle is all the rage in Transylvania brothels this year.
I have some, ';FuckMeRed'; nail polish you can borrow.
Dark reds, earthy browns, rich plums
Deep reds and light blues. That's what I've heard anyway.....
Yak fur leggings..... rowrrrr!!